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Real Shot Details + Size Chart Ddd Mlb Front Patch Back Embroidered Logo Letter T-Shirt Ddd The Blood and Tears of Wearing a Nyt-Shirt During the May Day Holiday: Used as a Walking Road Sign at the Great Wall?! Ddd **Main Text:** Ddd Who was it that braved the crowds wearing a brand new Nyt-shirt during the May Day holiday? It was me, the unfortunate one!! Ddd **Event 1:** Ddd Wearing the off-white version while climbing the Great Wall, elderly people took turns pulling me to take photos: "Girl, where did you buy that reflector?" Auntie, this is clothing, not a spotlight! Ddd **Selling Point**: Comes with a built-in soft-focus filter, making you glow white, even old men's old-fashioned phones can take photos with a cool white skin tone! DDD **Event 2:** Ddd Wearing the black version while visiting the Forbidden City, the tour guide used me as an exhibit: "Everyone, look at this modern artwork, perfectly blending Western letter aesthetics." Help! I'm alive!! Ddd **Selling Point Integration**: The 3D embroidery on the back directly conquered the art world; the security guard almost gave me an artifact label. DDD **Event 3:** Ddd At a barbecue stall, oil stains from skewers precisely hit the Ny logo, and my best friend laughed wildly: "This is a collaboration between Lao Gan Ma and New York!" The designer fled overnight on a train. Ddd **Selling Point Integration**: The embroidery is so durable that even oil stains can be arranged in the shape of a heart. DDD --- DDD **May Day Human Atavism Observation Record** Ddd **Off-White Version**: Asked for directions 18 times at West Lake; turns out "looking classy" = looking like a tour guide with GPS. Ddd **Black Version**: While squeezing onto the subway, an older woman tightly grabbed the printed back of my back: "Girl, your Braille is so neat!" That's embroidered edging, auntie! **Mix and Match**: Wore it on a blind date and got praised for "having an international perspective," but the other person pulled out an IELTS textbook and asked me to teach them English. DDD --- DDD **The Magical Laws of Fashion** DDD with a straw hat: Looks like selling coconuts on a Hawaiian beach while holding a sausage. DDD with sunglasses: The security guard at the scenic spot asked me three times if I was a celebrity's assistant; he was actually pushing an ice cream cart. DDD with flip-flops: At the high-speed rail station, I was chased around asking if I was a Taobao model with toes that looked like a Disney castle. DDD --- DDD **The Final Blow**: Ddd "My best friend said the 3D print on my back looks like a health code relief. Is it too late to return it?" Ddd Share your baffling May Day Nyt-shirt experiences in the comments section, and we'll randomly select 5 people to receive a life-saving three-piece set: an anti-pull chain + a stain remover pen + a deaf-mute ID tag. Don't ask, it's because I got hit on. DDD **#Nyt-shirt May Day Adventure# I'm the most stylish in the crowd** Ddd **#Others are squeezed until their plasmolysis breaks down, I'm so stylish I disintegrate** DDD Friendly reminder: We recommend pairing this outfit with suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument) background music, as its eye-catching effect will make you the center of attention for miles around! Colors: Black, Cream Sizes: S, M, L, XXL